Down Day; Grocery Stores; Bedtime Teas

I had such a down day today, and for NO GOOD REASON other than the looming presidential election and likely collapse of democracy! I had a good night’s sleep; I had the day off work so I went on a good long walk for my stupid physical and emotional health; I had a hot shower […] | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 16 days ago

Disappointing New Jeans

I finally bought some eShakti jeans, something I have been putting off forever, even though it seemed like custom jeans might be the solution to literally my entire perimenopausal jeans problem. But they were expensive, and more importantly I would have to do all those measuremen … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 27 days ago

FAFSA Edits; Fourth Cat

Elizabeth texted me at 7:30 on a Saturday morning that the 2024-2025 FAFSA was finally allowing online corrections. So apparently she has been keeping an eye on things. I went right downstairs and “fixed” my application (it claimed I had not signed it when I the hell HAD signed i … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 1 month ago

Book: All the Rage, by Darcy Lockman

Commenter Slim mentioned reading All the Rage, by Darcy Lockman, and further mentioned having two copies to give away if we wanted to do something for Mother’s Day, which possibly we do. This is how Slim described the book: Basically, straight married mothers’ brains are melting … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 1 month ago

FREE BONUS SURPRISE TULIPS

This, THIS is the exact time of year to keep your eye out at the grocery store, at Trader Joe’s, at Target, for POTTED TULIPS. They are available right before Easter and not at any other time of year. It will be six sprouted tulip bulbs in a pot of dirt covered by a bright-pastel … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 1 month ago

Turning 50: Shingles Vaccine, Jeans, Glasses (None Successfully Achieved)

At my last check-up I tried to get my doctor to let me get the shingles shot early: I know of several people who got shingles before they turned 50, and they all say it was the worst pain they’d ever had, worse than childbirth. My doctor declined, and said she didn’t even recomme … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 1 month ago

Swistle’s High School Scent; Mystery Blood

Today I realized I had all the ingredients to recreate Swistle’s High School Scent, and so on impulse I recreated it. I washed my hair with Pert Plus, and then I used Suave baby-powder-scented deodorant and Charlie perfume. Maybe it was only the seasonal spring pollen, but two of … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Toothpaste; FAFSA 2024-2025; Surprise Tulips

I am going to recommend a toothpaste and, if you are like me, the first time you try it you will say “OH NO WHAT DID I PUT IN MY MOUTH?? GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT” and you will want to put the whole tube directly into the trash can; but, and this is […] | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Stardust

This morning I am not working. I so look forward to these mornings off! And then I sit here feeling glum, wondering what people at work are doing. Usually I have errands to run on my morning off, but this morning I have only a boring errand (groceries) and I have not been able to … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Book: Trust Exercise

I am not exactly recommending this book: Trust Exercise, by Susan Choi It is the kind of book where, after reading it, I went looking for other people who had read it—as opposed to looking for people who HADN’T read it, to tell them to do so. I wanted to TALK ABOUT IT. I […] | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Yesterday

Other things I did yesterday, in my absolutely dismal mood: 1. Contacted (THANK YOU ONLINE CONTACT FORM) the local food pantry to ask if they had any use for the TWENTY-THREE DOLLAR fancy ham Paul bought at the store without realizing it was any different than the $9 nonfancy ham … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Powerless/Panicky Mode

I would not say I am PANICKING, but I would say I am in An Episode of Feeling Panicky. Part of it was set off by the recent experience with the police, where they were SO polite and SO pleasant (and I am a middle-aged white woman thoroughly socialized to respect men/authority; I … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

Somewhat Upsetting Incident

We had something somewhat upsetting happen yesterday. Paul was on a walk and discovered an older man lying by the side of the road. A car pulled over, and Paul and the driver helped the man up. The man seemed disoriented at first (was resistant to the idea that there was any need … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 2 months ago

What it Was Like To Finally See an ENT About This Endless Ear Issue

I have finally been to an ENT about my ear/etc. that has been causing problems since the end of December. I don’t know if I ever updated that the oral antibiotic reduced the pain and pressure and suffering HUGELY, really I do not want to underplay how much it helped restore me to … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 3 months ago

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day to us all, and I hope you are having the kind of Valentine’s Day you prefer! I brought Fun Dip classroom valentines to work, feeling a little silly but then glad I’d done it. One coworker said “Ah, this brings me back to my youth!” and we had a pleasant talk … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 3 months ago

Winter Support

I’ve been feeling like I am no longer a person who needs a lot of mental/emotional support during the dark/cold season. I am so improved! I no longer feel DESPERATE for flowers every time I go to the grocery store! I am no longer dragging myself to my desk and forcing myself to t … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 3 months ago

Checklist for Having College Kids Home for Thanksgiving Break

• Put up and decorate the Christmas tree, maybe even if you’re a die-hard “NOT UNTIL DECEMBER!!” person—because the college kid(s) won’t be back until mid-December, and that might be kind of late by even a die-hard’s standards • Have them make a list of the holiday movies/shows t … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 5 months ago

Scheduling a Colonoscopy

I have had a slightly odd thing happen recently, which I will now relate. I mentioned on Facebook (more on this in a moment) that I had been referred for my first colonoscopy. You might well wonder why I would post such a thing on Facebook (this is already the moment, we are alre … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 11 months ago

Safety-Pin Heart Earrings

I bought some earrings on clearance. I very nearly did NOT buy them, because they were the only thing I’d found on a trip to TJMaxx, and for whatever reason I dislike buying Just One Thing, especially when I’m still pushing around the entire optimistic-and-now-ridiculous shopping … | Continue reading


@swistle.com | 1 year ago