Exiting the Holland Tunnel

The clock ticked past midnight half an hour ago. How do I always find myself sitting in front of a keyboard in the dead of night? At least the word processor has had an upgrade. I finally caved after several years of dithering and bought the latest version of Scrivener. Does this … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 4 months ago

The internet got ruined by the arrival of everybody

The clock ticked past midnight half an hour ago. I’m not so much playing the “stay up late to avoid the arrival of tomorrow” game, as much as “trying to fit too much into today”. I’m bad at it. Why can’t the weekend be longer? It’s been a day. While my other half went to […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 4 months ago

I know how to live

It’s Saturday evening, and you find me sitting in the dark of the study (read: junk room) at home in front of a blinking cursor. I just remembered we had some small cans of cider in the store cupboard, so have retrieved one. Party for one. I know how to live. It feels like I’ve [ … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 4 months ago

Crossing the Streams

In a moment of madness this evening I crossed the blogging streams in a manner that Peter Venkman would have been proud. My personal blog has re-surfaced on both Tumblr and WordPress, after an absence that stretched on for far too long. I’m not entirely sure if it’s a good idea o … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

The Christmas Party and a Sea of Santas

It’s been a few days again, hasn’t it. I’m not entirely sure where to start. On Friday morning I travelled to the new offices with my laptop and phone. Within a couple of hours both were erased, and re-installed. My other half joked that I would enter the building as one person, … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Too much work and not enough play

Here we are again. I started writing at lunchtime – it’s now nearly midnight. I’m sitting in the dark of the junk room on my own – I think the rest of the family have already gone to bed. One thing after another has either distracted or diverted me all day. Work and home have […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

The one where I started running again

After completing the somewhat idiotic running challenge in September, given that my body was falling to bits on me in pretty short order (the last run of the challenge was assisted in no small part by ibuprofen gel), I decided to take some time off from running. I didn’t anticipa … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

I've figured out how Facebook works…

I think I’ve figured Facebook out at last. It seems the main point of it is to scroll until you find something you don’t agree with, then reply as aggressively as possible, presuming everybody that might read what you have written shares your opinion. Some people have already fig … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Forgettable Nonsense

It’s been five days since I last wrote in the blog. I have nothing to report. I sometimes wonder why I still write. Writers are supposed to be enamoured with a noble mission, aren’t they? A crusade to fill books with stories – as painfully as possible if Hemingway is to be believ … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Here's to the crazy ones

A collection of incendiary thoughts have been ticking away at the back of my mind like an unexploded bomb for the last few weeks. Rather than let them sit there, festering, I thought I might write them down. Explore them a little. Poke them with a stick. Where to start? It seems … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Oops…

You know the one where you post a YouTube video from the other blog onto your personal blog… Just me? It’s not the first time I’ve done it either. It’s not a secret – not now anyway. I think most people knew I had a side hussle as a pretend aeroplane pilot – mostly because […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Going nowhere fast

I’m not entirely sure where the weekend has gone. I had plans to touch base with friends, to go for a run, to buy some music – to do so many things. I did nothing. Actually that’s not entirely true – I accompanied my other half to several garden centres (we now have a huge […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

Back to the routine

We returned home from the Lake District on Wednesday. Six hours, a stop for a cup of tea, and nervously watching the fuel tick down for the last hundred miles – wondering if we might get home without stopping to fill the car back up. We chickened out ten miles from home. The wash … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 5 months ago

A morning in the hills

While the sun fought to break through the clouds this morning we pulled our walking clothes on, threw the boots and coats in the back of the car, and set off along the edge of Bassenthwaite towards Sale Fell – a circular walk around a number of picturesque hills giving views in a … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 6 months ago

Goodbye

After indecisively flip-flopping either way for the last year – spending a few months elsewhere, and a few months back here, I’m upping sticks for good this time. If you’re looking for me, you’ll find me here: https://jonathanwrotethis.substack.com I’ve never been happy that the … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 6 months ago

The one where Tumblr deactivated my account

For the last year or so I’ve been following the idea that it’s better to take your writing to potential readers, rather than try to bring them to your writing. With that in mind, I created mirrors of my personal blog at WordPress and Tumblr and cross posted entries into them. I t … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 11 months ago

Choose your own Adventure

It’s 1:30am and I’ve been the last person awake in the house for over an hour. I’m turning something over and over in my head. Not something I can share. Just something. I’ve been humming the Beatles song “A Day in the Life” for the last few minutes. Maybe it’s connected. I don’t … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 11 months ago

Struggle, Escape, and Marilyn

Somehow the entire evening has vanished from beneath me. I’m not quite sure how that happens. I won’t lie. I’m struggling at the moment. It used to be so easy – this writing lark. And then it wasn’t any more. It hasn’t been for a while. The words are not coming easily. I know the … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 11 months ago

You’re looking in the wrong place :)

If you would like to carry on reading about my almost daily idiocy, head to jonathanwrotethis.substack.com | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 11 months ago

Walled Gardens and Bullet Journals

A message from a friend struck home today – encouraging me to stop trying so damn hard. To stop trying to spin so many plates all the time. To stop trying to be everywhere, doing everything, all the time. She was right of course – she invariably is. A whispered voice of reason, a … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 12 months ago

A History of Mediocrity

While sorting through old photo albums at the weekend, a big red album titled “This is Your Life” was re-discovered. My other half compiled it for my 30th birthday – twenty years ago now – and it has somehow survived hidden away in a dark corner of the book-case. While flicking t … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 12 months ago

Nights Out and Coronations

It’s early on Sunday evening, and I just sat down in the junk room with a glass of wine. Somehow several days have passed since the last post – not sure how. I used to write regularly – like clockwork – almost every day. Not so much any more, it seems. I have an empty […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 12 months ago

Taking a sanity break

I planned to write a blog post yesterday. I don’t know why I plan anything any more – suffice to say, the blog post didn’t happen. I’m trying to juggle too many things at the moment. I think perhaps the word to take notice of is “trying”. I shouldn’t try to do as much. Invariably … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

A bookshop, a café, and an unexpected night out with friends

I took the day off yesterday, and invested some time in our eldest daughter – who hasn’t had the best time in recent weeks and months. We wandered into town together, visited a bookshop, and had lunch in a café. I picked up a couple of books that whispered to me while noodling ar … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Burning the Candle

We’re heading towards the final half-hour of the working day, and I’m not entirely sure how I’m staying awake. After going “out out” last night – on a work night – I then stayed up until 2am when we got home – fooling around with the YouTube channel. The night out was unexpectedl … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

The wit of the staircase

I’m not doing so well at the “almost daily” part of this blogging lark any more. “Every few days” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it as “almost daily”. Full disclosure – back in the mid 2000s somebody else used the name “Almost Daily” for their video blog. Amanda Congdon. Now … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Friday night

Its Friday night – or rather, Saturday morning now – and you find me perched in bed with a fire tablet propped on my legs. My feet are not gripping the bed sheet – so keep sliding away from me. Who knew writing in bed would be so precarious? 1am. Where did the evening go? […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Before the robot overlords arrive

Apparently the army of corporate professionals (read: marketers) that use LinkedIn as their personal playground to spam each other with advertorial and inspirational nonsense — think sausage machine eating it’s own output — are complaining that people are starting to use LinkedIn … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Writing, Smiles, and Bravery

I’m being paid to write today. No, seriously. I can’t believe it either. I’ve been handed the reins of the company website – I’m writing content that will land on the front page over the next few weeks. You know the weird thing? When I’m writing for myself, it’s fun. I’ve now dis … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

The day after the night before

It’s always interesting – the day after a party – piecing together the memories of the night before. The laughter, the stories, the friends, the music, and the many moments that stay with us. So that party finally happened. A combined 18th for our youngest, a late 18th for our mi … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

A bit of Dolly

Our youngest daughter turned 18 today. How did that happen? How did the little girl who couldn’t walk so well and couldn’t talk so well get to be a grown up? Of course she’ll never be a grown up in my head – she’ll always be the unsure little girl hiding behind my leg at […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Coffee O’Clock

While busy minding my own business yesterday evening, an email arrived in my in-box notifying me that “Substack Notes” had been unleashed on the world. I had read about it a couple of days previously – apparently Elon Musk had something of a hissy fit – making noises about bannin … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

A Strange Dream

I had a dream last night that has been rattling around my head all day. When I woke, it took a few moments to gather my thoughts – to re-construct the real from the imagined. In the dream I was visiting the house I had grown up in – the house we lived in until […] | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Who knows?

I used to write almost every day. I’m not quite sure what happened. Perhaps life happened. It’s a funny thing – life – isn’t it. John Lennon is famously supposed to have said “life is what happens while you’re making other plans”. I think he was probably right. I’m never definite … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

It never ends

After a long and somewhat idiotic search over the last several years, I appear to have found a half-decent text editor for writing purposes that doesn’t annoy me too much. It’s called “Jotterpad”. I’ll let you look it up yourself, rather than go on endlessly about it. The world h … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

The Coffee Shop Intervention Requirement

Several days have slipped past since I wrote anything of consequence. Once again I find myself sitting in the dark of the junk room, propped in front of the computer – tapping into the keyboard. The clock is ticking towards midnight again. We’re one day away from a four day weeke … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Explaining my recent absence

The clock is ticking towards midnight once more. You find me sitting in the dark of the junk room once more. Perhaps I should stop calling it the “junk room”, and call it “the office” – although saying that, the only clear wall is now covered with an aviation sector map of the so … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Half past my bedtime

Somehow it’s almost 1am on Friday night (or should that be Saturday morning?). Where does the time go? I’m struggling to cast my mind back over the last few days – to find anything of interest. Life has been a bit like that recently – dragging myself from one day to the next, and … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Awkward

I just wrote a somewhat awkward “goodbye” message over at Substack, where I had been experimenting with writing personal blog posts for the last several months (not for the first time). I’m returning to WordPress, but still not quite letting go of Tumblr, because I have too many … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

The Long Journey Home

It’s Monday afternoon and you find me on the train – sitting at Plymouth station, in the south west of England. We’ll be leaving in a few minutes – heading towards London, and home. Before getting there I have two more trains to connect with – this is the second. Fingers crossed. … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Sunday in Cornwall

If you’ve not been reading in recent days, I’m in the south-west of England at the moment – visiting my parents for a long weekend. You may recall I wrote about getting involved in “flight simulation” during the pandemic – pretending to fly all manner of aircraft all over the wor … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

The Journey to the South West

It’s been a bit of a day. I left the house at half past nine this morning with enough clothes packed for a long weekend and made my way to the railway station. To begin with everything went wonderfully – with quiet trains making their way from station to station without too much … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Life and Death

We watched the movie “Living” last night – the one that Bill Nighy was nominated at the Oscars for. Of course I say “we” – within half an hour the audience had reduced to just myself and my other half. Our middle daughter was working, our youngest had “busy plans”, and our eldest … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Busy Plans

While sitting at the dinner table this evening our youngest daughter came up with best excuse I’ve ever heard for why she couldn’t help her sisters with something: “I’ve got busy plans” It’s perhaps worth pointing out that she goes to a special school – and that while she may not … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Raining on Saturday Morning

Rain has been falling all morning. A steady stream of relentless rain. The kind of rain that slowly washes everything away without anybody noticing. After having a shower and pulling on some clean clothes I wandered into the lounge and met my other half – curled up on the end of … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Wishes, Hopes and Dreams

Somehow we’re all in bed several hours earlier than usual. Everybody else is sound asleep. I’m sitting in bed, laptop propped on my lap, tapping quietly away at the keys while listening to nice tunes in my ears. I can only see the keys via light cast from the screen. Thankfully I … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Blackbird

The clock just ticked past 9am on Sunday morning, and I’m sitting in the “study” (junk room) admiring my own handiwork. There have always been two desks in here – one never used – or rather, just another flat surface upon which anything might be left (you know – like the kitchen … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago

Poetry on a rainy day

We very nearly had some snow yesterday afternoon. A few flakes fell from the sky, and immediately polarised everybody that noticed – filling them with glee or dread. I might have murmured “it won’t settle” – and I was right. While news from the more northerly parts of the UK brea … | Continue reading


@jonathanwrotethis.wordpress.com | 1 year ago